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a girl came late in class...
prof: why r u late?
girl: sir, ek larka mera peecha ker raha tha..

prof: to late kyun ho gayi?
girl: sir, larka buhat slow chal raha tha

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Sardar Ki Barri Moochain Dehk Kar Larki e Tareef Ki Orr Nishani K Liye 2 Baal Mangay ,

Sardar Ne Shalwar Mai Hath Dala Orr 2 Baal Ukhar K Diye...

Girl: yeh Kia ?

Sardar: Bibi, upar To Sirf ShowRoom Hai , Maal To Apko Godam Hi say Milay Ga .

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bacha apne bap sai

bacha: papa yeh aunti ka pait kyun phoola hua hai

father: beta mujhe pata hai tu sub janta hai

bacha: nhn papa mujhe kuch nhn pata

father: beta aunty k pait mein pani bhar gya hai

bacha : tu phir baby tu doob jayeegi na.

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faqeer: 10 rupee daido chayee pyunga
larka : chayee tu 5 rupee ki hai
faqeer: girlfriend ko bhi pilaonga
larka:faqeeron nai bhi girl friend banali
faqeer: nhn bhai girlgriend nai faqeer banadya

Added (08.28.2008, 6:06 Pm)
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A Raapist goes to hell.
Yamraj:Fry him in oil.
After 4 hours,
Yamraj:Kya re tune ab tk fry nhi kiya?
Daasi-Ye to chulha jalane k liye bhi jhukne nhi deta

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pathan found a chiragh he rubed it and suddenly jin come out

JIN: kya hukum hai merai aqa mein tumhari 3 khuwahish pori karoonga

Pathan: yar mujhe ek bara sa gher banade

JIN: aur

Pathan: usme ek ameer sa admi bhi ladai

JIN: aur

Pathan: aur phir mujhe us gher mein chokidar lagwadai

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son:tchr bet me.
dad:y???????????
son:tell me onething, how much is 3 into 4
dad:12
son:4 into 3
dad: u bloody dog its d same answer
son: thats what i told 2 the tchr also

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3 sardar talking about AIDs

1st sardar: mein tu condom k bina kerta hi nhn hoon

2nd sardar: mein tu ungli mein bhi condom pehenta hoon

3rd sardar: mein tu bilkul bhi risk nhn laita parosi sai kerwa laita hoon